It should be noted this is the second time Barbara Walters has started a conversation with a Cracked article (Alli Reed’s amazing dating article was the first). That means Barbara Walters is a Cracked reader. She’s probably reading this right now. She’s probably close by. Oh god…the page views are coming from inside the house.
Can i just say: Fuck a mother fucker if he thinks I’m not funny. I’m a fucking riot and, to coin a phrase from Tina Fey, if he doesn’t like it he can shit in his hat.